Are you sure you want to know? It's not that exciting. Oh, heck, I'll make something up. Trust me, it's far more entertaining than the truth.
I have a shady past as the leader of a feminist outlaw biker gang called the "Leatherstockings." Unfortunately, we got into too many brawls with Medieval fair types and butch leather daddies who also wanted to claim the name. Also, I'm not much into motorbikes, and puttering around in a reliable Japanese sedan didn't add much to our cachet.
My FBI files document my secret international spy work, where I infiltrated several governments and stole their secrets. Unfortunately, everyone else figured out their secrets, so I couldn't sell them on the open market.
My next career move is the Presidency-for-Life seat. Considering the yahoos that have run countries, I think I'm a pretty damn good deal.
The truth, the honest and unvarnished truth--I'm an unapologetic feminist. I'm a pinko, and I've been called a hellcat. (Well, okay, I haven't been, but I like the word.)
